my freshman year i expected to get w a boy so i decided to shave my butt but i couldnt see so i ended up cutting the inside of my buttcheeks and after i got out of the shower my buttcheeks scabbed together and i couldnt poop until i tore them apart
That was wild from start to finish
It’s a filthy goddamn horror show.
They’re more than just shows and they’re more than just characters. They’re friends and family.
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
I DONT KNOW WHO THE HECK MADE THIS BUT THEY RULE HUMBUG HAIR MEANS SO MUCH TO ME
whoever made this understands the deepest parts of my soul
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom