Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
susan i know ur home, just come outside so we can talk things out
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
This fucking website
alex turner reciting a verse from the bible (x)
"But I was changing now, and that meant not turning up on my dad’s doorstep. It meant, finally writing him a letter that said, "It was nice to meet you and see you around," because the truth was, that I already had a dad.”
never not reblog
And then there’s good ol’ America
This actually makes me so angry. The truth is right here and people see it and brush it aside. We really could make things better. But no, America apparently wants to suck forever.
so does rest of Europe